Bringing Up Baby

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One father finally took matters in his own hand. By agreement, Sonny was allowed to listen to his special television program each night. But this was the time father got home and wanted a little quiet. The Indians and puppets got to be too much for him. He rigged earphones on the set so that only Sonny can hear. It was easy to do, he claims. And now he has his quiet without going back on the agreement.

While they went for dinner, the old friend popped Baby in a chair and gave him a drumstick from the turkey. Mother was horrified. baby was delighted. He gnawed happily for a few hours. Mother rushed to the doctor the next day, with the tale of this unscientific and unsanitary event. Doctor beamed. “Splended. He should be eating what you eat now anyway. Gnawing is fine for those teeth coming in.” Mother crept off, chastened.

This business of talking in front of toddlers has gone out of proportion. Of course they understand
what you’re saying. If you’re distressing how they jump on furniture, they remember. And they’ll jump twice as hard next time. When he was a baby in arms, you talked to him. Now, why do you talk about him? Take note of the fact that he’s sure to be listening if he’s around. It’s habit. Furthermore, you will be spared the misery of his greeting your neighbor as Mrs. Dragon when she makes her long-awaited nosey call.

From the Flitchburg Sentinel. Flitchburg, Massachusetts. Oct 12, 1954.

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